1) "Responsibly redepolying" US troops from Iraq (i.e., bugging out as soon as we can get the transport ships and planes in);
2) "eliminating" Osama bin Ladin.
Eliminating Osama bin Ladin! Why hasn't anyone suggested this before? It's one of those ideas that's so novel and yet compelling you wonder why you never thought of it!
It only gets better from there, but it would be tacky for me steal Ace's thunder, so you're going to have to mosey on over to Ace's yourself to read the whole thing.