There’s nothing like crisis to bring out the good jokes
Bookworm on Aug 08 2006 at 12:41 pm | Filed under: Silly Stuff
I got another email:
Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells him, “George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Bush asks.
Mahmud replies, “ALLAH IS GOD, GOD IS ALLAH.”
Bush says, “You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner.”
“What could you see on the banners?” Mahmud asks.
Bush replies, “I don’t know, I can’t read Hebrew.”
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I love grim jokes, the grimmer the better. The possibility for death, makes everything seem much more funny to me.
It poses the provocative question: if Europe is markedly submissive to a threatening Islamist empire, what HUMILITY might they FIND if, just supposing: that empire were somehow Jewish? Might the tone at the UN be slightly! warmer IF Israel controlled access to the Middle East oil and the keys to the world economy? Hey! Zionist conspiracy thinking! sorry.