I can’t decide if the woman in this story is almost too dumb to live, or if she’s an exceptionally good citizen, doing the taking some of the burden off the California Highway Patrol:
Mary McGill stopped by the California Highway Patrol office in Corte Madera on Wednesday to pick up an accident report about a crash in which she had been arrested on suspicion of drunken driving. Instead, the 45-year-old Corte Madera woman was arrested once again – on suspicion of drunken driving.
CHP officer Ross Ingels said McGill was taken into custody at the CHP office, at 53 San Clemente Drive, after officers smelled alcohol and recognized other signs of intoxication, including slurred speech.
She failed a sobriety test after having driven her 1995 BMW to the CHP office, police said.
Ingels said it’s not often an individual voluntarily shows up at the CHP office under the influence.
“It’s not completely unheard of, but it doesn’t happen very regularly, either,” Ingels said.