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Someone’s pants are in flames

You know the childhood chant: “Liar, liar, pants on fire.” News Views has created a breathtaking list of 68 lies Obama has stated, ranging from the ridiculous to the significant. Here are just the first few to whet your appetite for more:

1.) Selma Got Me Born – LIAR, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 – Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965.

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder – LIAR, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter – LIAR, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent governments Kenya has ever had

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom – LIAR, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades.

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian – LIAR, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own interviews. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn’t allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili – LIAR, your name is Arabic and ‘Baraka’ (from which Barack came) means ‘blessed’ in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.

7.) I Never Practiced Islam – LIAR, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years,until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.

8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian – LIAR, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).

9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian – LIAR, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience – LIAR, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn’t even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.
11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs – LIAR, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion – LIAR, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify – your classmates said you were just fine.

13.)An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office – LIAR, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.

14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life – LIAR, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn’t, and never did, exist.

15.) I Won’t Run On A National Ticket In ‘08 – LIAR, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

Hat tip: Danny Lemieux

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7 Responses to “Someone’s pants are in flames”

  1. on 17 Apr 2008 at 10:33 am Ymarsakar

    I guess the real nasty and hard truth beneath the white lies was that the Left’s problem with Bush wasn’t because “Bush lied and people died”, rather it was more like “Obama needs to lie in order for the right people to die”.

    You see, the right people just weren’t involved.

  2. on 17 Apr 2008 at 10:48 am SJBill

    But, but, but, they wanna believe in him. They reallllllly realllllly do!
    Next, we will here Obama was given birth in the back seat of a Prius.

    Obama bargained his way into the limelight in Chicago back rooms though money and deals. May courts bring to light the many shady dealings that have propelled him to the forefront.

    The ba$tard child of Ho-Bama has big ambitions and charismatic abilities. I doubt his rockstar gravitas wll hold sway on the international stage. We will all be fortunate if McCain has the fire in the belly to take this kid on and send him back to the Senate for good, or better yet, to Indonesia.

  3. on 17 Apr 2008 at 10:55 am Gringo

    Ymarsakar:

    Please , those are not “white lies.” Those are “TYPICAL WHITE LIES.”

  4. on 17 Apr 2008 at 12:05 pm jj

    Interesting – he was raised as a Muslim, but is now a Christian?

    Then the Muslims will kill him pretty soon, because once you’re in you’re in and leaving isn’t allowed. Apostasy is a death sentence crime in Islam.

  5. on 17 Apr 2008 at 3:25 pm Ymarsakar

    What’s the difference, Gringo?

  6. on 18 Apr 2008 at 8:55 am ckrcsmith

    Book, why don’t you have a link to enable me to easily email your post to someone? Please consider adding this.

    Or else tell me how I’ve missed something that is probably right in front of me….

  7. on 18 Apr 2008 at 11:38 am Bookworm

    I don’t have a link, ckrcsmith, because I haven’t yet figured out how to set one up. I’m working on it. In the meantime, however, your browser, under the File tab, probably has a “send this link” option which will automatically open your Outlook (assuming you use Outlook) and set up an email for you with the link included.

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