Dreams vs. reality

My dream:

Me: Jump!

Others in my household: How high?

My reality:

Me: Jump!

Others in my household: I can’t hear you. Okay, I heard you, but why should I jump just because you told me to? I don’t want to jump. Jumping is stupid. I hate it when you make me jump. Nobody else has to jump. If you make me jump, I’m going to do a really, really bad job, so you never even think about asking me to jump again.

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8 Responses to “Dreams vs. reality”

  1. on 25 May 2008 at 7:05 pm NavyOne

    Get a drill instructor’s cover, known as the Smokey Bear.
    Put that sucker on and bark:
    All right family, listen up, jump!

  2. on 25 May 2008 at 7:21 pm Mike Devx

    I wonder if you and Mr. Bookworm might strike up an impenetrable front against the kids so that the two of you can start training ‘em. Or breaking them in. That depends on everything else that has already gone before, of course.

    Every teacher knows you start out tough and then relax the rules later as you go, as the kids show that they can handle themselves WITHOUT the need for all the rules. (It means they have begun to learn, via self-restraint, how to be civilized.)

  3. on 26 May 2008 at 5:50 am Danny Lemieux

    Heh! Just wait until they hit their late teens and their brain chemistry goes critical.

  4. on 26 May 2008 at 6:53 am JackCoupal

    It sounds like your Others in my household are destined to become successful career employees in the US State Department !!

  5. on 26 May 2008 at 7:29 am suek

    Sounds like your sickie is feeling better???

  6. on 26 May 2008 at 11:09 am gpc31

    My 17 year old son has never gotten out of the bad habit of framing everything as an argument against an authority figure, instead of dealing with the reality of the situation. He’ll have to learn the hard way that the world isn’t organized for his convenience.

  7. on 26 May 2008 at 6:27 pm Danny Lemieux

    gpc31, I have one of those. Reality to him is a 2 x 4 between the eyes. Then he gets it.

  8. on 26 May 2008 at 8:23 pm Ymarsakar

    The problem is framing things against the authority is what happens when you are the authority? Thus we get into situations where people solve that conflict by remaining ever children and irresponsible. That’s a great way to deal with problems in the real world, if you’re gunning on self-destruction and suicide.

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