The New Yorker magazine highlighted the fact that there are no Obama jokes. For one thing, the candidate himself is too thin skinned to tolerate any humorous remarks about him. For another thing, because of a combination of Obama worship and the fear of being called a racist, the usual suspects (mostly late night talk show hosts), are leaving him entirely alone. Enter the Borowitz Report, which has managed to come up with a wonderful joke attack Obama where he lives — his utter lack of humor. Read and enjoy.