I really should have taped it to play for the grandkids (when they get bigger!).

The funniest message I ever received started out very casually with an upbeat “Hi – how ya doin” tone and slowly transitioned to a request to be bailed out of jail. It was all very matter of fact and the caller seemed to have complete confidence somone respond quickly and positively. I have no idea who he was and wonder how long he waited in expectation.

Fortunately, she used the real sperm donor’s name right off the bat, so my wife, who picked up the message, was STILL laughing when I got home. She figured, correctly, that someone was too agitated to dial the number correctly.