About that gray hair

The New York Times is very excited to report that Obama takes his new job so seriously, he’s going gray.  We’re assured that the appearing and reappearing flecks of gray simply reflect on his different barbers’ cutting styles — an impressive claim to make when the man basically has a buzz cut.  Not complicated.

The thing about this story is that it struck a chord.  I did a little Google digging and discovered that, already in August there were suspicions about the fact that Obama, who a few months before had been completely black haired, had suddenly gone gray — perhaps to impress voters with his gravitas, a necessary thing considering his complete lack of experience.

Bottom line:  Obama is a show piece.  Everything is for effect.  His hair will be the color necessary for him to get the job done.

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23 Responses to “About that gray hair”

  1. on 05 Mar 2009 at 10:00 am Deana

    I guess we are supposed to focus on the fact that he’s getting gray hair and not on little stuff, like the tanking of the economy, government takeover of the private realm, and so forth.

    I don’t buy that he’s going gray naturally. I remember that in 2008, Obama was on the cover of GQ magazine. All of a sudden, he had this gray hair and he looked . . . different. Older. I think we were supposed to get the feeling that he was “wiser.” More mature.

    But his face looked like it had been manipulated. He still looked like himself but he just didn’t look the same.

    I have no doubt that some top salon artist has been called in to work a little magic.

  2. on 05 Mar 2009 at 12:41 pm SADIE

    Who gives a ‘flying f…’ what color it is this week.

    He’s going gray and the rest of us are pulling our hair out by the roots from frustration.

    Obama also wears rose-colored glasses, but I guess the NYT failed to mention that.

  3. on 05 Mar 2009 at 1:39 pm kali

    Well, I’m happy enough that gray streaks, however acquired, will now become sexy :)

  4. on 05 Mar 2009 at 1:57 pm Deana

    kali – Doesn’t Obama just work wonders?

  5. on 05 Mar 2009 at 2:31 pm Ymarsakar

    Wine to water, Deana.

  6. on 05 Mar 2009 at 4:56 pm SADIE

    Ymarsakar:

    Not to dilute your quote (pardon the pun) but Obama has the gift of diluting anything he touches, like an alchemist that can turn gold to s#@t.

  7. on 05 Mar 2009 at 5:50 pm Ymarsakar

    Sadie, back in the day, water could and would kill you. Wine was sterilized because of the alcohol, thus it was much safer to drink that than to drink the water. Thus wine to water vs water to wine ; )

  8. on 05 Mar 2009 at 6:04 pm suek

    Which is why the Europeans drink/drank beer or wine 100%. America still had clean water, so Americans drank water. Europeans considered drinking water unthinkable. Of course, now our population is high enough that water purification is a necessity, but we expect that government will see to it that it’s still drinkable. The bottled water thing is European in origin…unnecessary in the USA, and probably in Europe these days.

    I’m not sure if Obama’s hair is gray or black – either way, it’s getting touched up – it can’t be one one day and the other the next!

  9. on 05 Mar 2009 at 6:42 pm Ymarsakar

    Sure it can, Suek, Obama has a double! Like the other Hussein who got his neck stretched.

  10. on 05 Mar 2009 at 6:48 pm Zhombre

    I’m sure the media will consider Obama’s graying Lincolnesque.

  11. on 05 Mar 2009 at 7:29 pm SADIE

    Ymarsakar:

    Thanks for the explanation. As you can see, I am no alchemist.

  12. on 05 Mar 2009 at 11:48 pm Charles Martel

    As my liberal betters keep reminding me, “There is no black and white, only shades of gray.”

  13. on 06 Mar 2009 at 3:36 am Ellen

    And this is important why? If only the press would focus on his policies, not his appearance – but then I expect them to act like adults silly me.

  14. on 06 Mar 2009 at 4:24 am Quisp

    Ellen,at least it’s a story about the president, and so marginally closer to the point than stories about his wife’s arms. (Wait till they finally get the dog. The media’s going to love the dog.)

  15. on 06 Mar 2009 at 5:13 am kali

    That’s right, the dog. How long have they been saying that they’re getting one? Will they ever actually do so? Or are they waiting for some crisis to happen so the media can be distracted with new puppy pictures?

  16. on 06 Mar 2009 at 6:19 am Zhombre

    Prospective First Family dogs are being carefully vetted to ensure none has tax problems.

  17. on 06 Mar 2009 at 8:42 am SADIE

    Does this mean the dog will also need a ‘vetted-narian’. Sorry, couldn’t resist the obvious.

  18. on 06 Mar 2009 at 9:23 am suek

    Oh Sadie!!!

    The obvious. You’re _right_!! they’ll _need_ a veterinarian. Now who do you suppose _that_ lucky person is going to be? Hope they have a big clinic – soon as word gets out, everybody and their brother/sister will be taking their poochie/kittie to the _SAME_ vet as the ___President___ does.

    Heh…

    You _gotta_ see this…

    http://michellemalkin.com/2009/03/05/the-steve-urkel-ization-of-the-economy/

  19. on 06 Mar 2009 at 9:24 am suek

    Y…

    About those doubles…I understood he had several. Have you ever wondered what happened to them? Have you ever heard of even one coming to the surface?

  20. on 06 Mar 2009 at 9:44 am Danny Lemieux

    They say that dogs take after their masters.

    Does this mean that the First Pooch will tear up all furniture, dump all over the carpet, and eat off the table, nurture parasites and die his hair gray?

  21. on 06 Mar 2009 at 9:44 am Danny Lemieux

    Ooops. I meant “dye”.

  22. on 06 Mar 2009 at 10:09 am suek

    Maybe. But not to worry – they have _people_. The First Children won’t have to clean up his messes…

  23. on 06 Mar 2009 at 2:46 pm Mike Devx

    >> About those doubles…I understood he had several.

    Obama’s got a double. He’s the one that could finish a speech when the teleprompter went blank. He woke up one morning a few weeks back, screaming, “This is insane! We’re destroying our own country! This has to stop!”

    No one’s really sure what happened to him. But when the First Pooch arrives, everyone will wonder why he keeps trying to dig up that one spot on the East Lawn.

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