My stab at Pelosiku

Treacher invented it, and we all get to enjoy it.

Using bad syntax
Clouds of ambiguity
CIA feelings still hurt.

Everybody, now!  Join in the fun.

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12 Responses to “My stab at Pelosiku”

  1. on 15 May 2009 at 9:15 pm Right Wing News

    Week-End Bloggers…

    Here’s the Right Wing News guest blogger line-up this week-end. Saturday ——– Bookworm from Bookworm Room Cassy Fiano Kathy Shaidle Five Feet Of Fury Morgan from House of Eratosthenes B. Daniel Blatt from GayPatriot Gina Cobb John Stephenson from …

  2. on 15 May 2009 at 11:19 pm Charles Martel

    Psycho Demo rep
    Wilts on TV cameras
    Blame Chimpy for it!

    Brave botox queen chased
    That lying CIA bus
    Still got thrown under

    Rictus smile fails
    When even clueless media
    Start asking questions

    I was doing fine
    Until the press threw water
    Oh, shit, I’m melting

  3. on 16 May 2009 at 6:44 am Bookworm

    You make it look to easy, Charles.

  4. on 16 May 2009 at 8:04 am Gringo

    How could I say that?
    LSD in my vineyards
    CIA-spiked wine

    Those leaks ‘gainst Dubya
    CIA did as it should
    Why then turn on me?

    CIA zaps Bush
    Friends of Demos they must be
    Don’t they understand?

    Many years ago
    Damned Dubya drones misled me
    Purge the CIA

  5. on 16 May 2009 at 10:31 am Bookworm

    Come on, guys. It took me forever to come up with my one shabby little effort. You all are making me look bad! (But don’t stop.)

  6. on 16 May 2009 at 1:42 pm Gringo

    Madame Speaker speaks
    500 million lose jobs
    With time will come true

    Rid ourselves of this
    Foul culture of corruption
    Elect Blagoman (ChrisDudd, Pelosi , Jefferson, …..)

    Demos tell the truth
    We can’t help if truth changes
    Sky turns bright and dark

    Republicans lie
    Day in day out all the time
    Leopards don’t change stripes ( deliberate)

    Ain’t a fossil fuel
    Drill wells 30k feet deep
    Natural gas is fine

    Book, I see Haiku as a language-math-music combo: quick snippets in rhythm, variations on a theme. I am more a number person than a word person. I do not have the word skills to prefer reading legal writing to experiencing dentistry without anesthesia. I would go stark raving mad if I had to spend my days reading legal writing. You can handle legal writing. It takes all kinds.

  7. on 16 May 2009 at 2:44 pm Charles Martel

    Botox overdose
    Creates deer in headlights look
    Hunters on the move

    On visit to Rome
    When she tries to con the pope
    Smell of sulfur grows

    Look deep in my eyes
    See if I’m lying, she says
    Whatya mean, “empty?”

    Forehead cannot move
    Lady cannot show deep angst
    As long knives come out

    Now she misses him
    That peg for hanging all blame
    Come back, Little George!

    Book sees Pelosi
    Chance meeting on Marin street
    Oooh, judo chop hurts!

  8. on 16 May 2009 at 3:39 pm suek

    I’m not touching it. I don’t do Sudoku either…!

  9. on 16 May 2009 at 7:55 pm SADIE

    I am going public with my first attempt

    Twisted words in the wind..
    talking points of origins
    Quivering voice – I delight.

    Lady Liar – PUNK
    Bitch slapped herself what folly
    California dreaming.

  10. on 16 May 2009 at 8:55 pm Charles Martel

    Love ya, SADIE. Marry me and make me the happiest polygamist in Marin County.

  11. on 16 May 2009 at 9:13 pm SADIE

    Oh you smooth talker, Charles.
    I guess I passed my first attempt at Haiku.

    From Sodahead (Did a search for Triad and found this)

    TRIAD MARRIAGE?? WHAT’ S NEXT??
    I guess there are those on the FAR left who now want to have triad marriage made legal.. what will these crazy libtards want next?? I guess before long we can expect to see requests for them to marry their dogs, horses or who knows what fancy they may have??

    I also notice today that the Childrens Christian Fund has decided to get rid of the “Christian” in their name.. another one bites the dust.. I have already written to them to advise they will not receive another cent from us..

    Can some one tell me.. is there ever a “norm” after the liberals have been here??????????

  12. on 17 May 2009 at 7:37 am suek

    >>”I guess before long we can expect to see requests for them to marry their dogs, horses or who knows what fancy they may have??”>>

    They are _so_ determined to destroy the basic family unit…if they can’t get rid of marriage one way, they’ll use another. That’s what it’s all about…

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