Williams: “Well, again, Mr. President, thank you for taking the time with me. I really appreci——–” (Williams stumbles and pitches forward. His lips brush against the presidential fundament.)

Williams: “Erruuuuumph. Morfle. Gagagagaga.” (Indistinct sounds issue from Williams as his lips press against the presidential rotundities.)

Obama: “Oopsie!”

Obama (after waiting a few moments): “Sorry you slipped, Brian. Brian?”

Williams: “Phrumba phrumba!” (He continues his homage to the presidential heinie.)

Obama: “Men, get this honky off me NOW!” (Suddenly realizes that NBC cameras are focused on the action. Arches eyebrow and gives expectant look to camera crew.)

NBC Camera Man: “Oh, s**t!” (Throws camera to marbled floor where it breaks into several pieces.) “How could I be so clumsy?” (Begins to stomp on pieces.)

(Secret Service men finally part Williams from Butt of Barack.)

Williams (panting): “Gee, Mr. President, I don’t know what happened. When I stumbled against you, I felt a thrill go up my lips. Forgive me for letting them linger there.”

Obama: “I grant you a presidential pardon.”

Williams: “Gosh, thanks! Say, things were muffled down there, but did I hear you call me a Honky?”

Obama (guffaws): “Yes, you did.”

Williams: “Why, Mr. President, why?”

Obama: “It was a compliment, Brian. It’s a term of endearment I’ve used with my white grandparents all my life.”

Williams: “Golly! I don’t know what to say!” (Starts to pitch forward again toward the Seat of Power but is stopped in time by Secret Service men.)

FADE OUT