Another of those wonderful conversations with a liberal

I love the liberal’s ability to attack issues head-on with incisive argument.  (That was sarcasm.)  The conversation below started when I mentioned a product I’d heard about on the radio.

Liberal:  Don’t tell me — you were listening to talk radio?!

Me:  Yes.

Liberal:  I can’t believe you were listening to talk radio.  [With real horror:]  Don’t tell me you were listening to Rush Limbaugh.

Me:  I don’t know if I was when I heard the commercial, but I like Rush.  He’s funny.

Liberal:  Oh, my God.  There’s something wrong with you.  I think you’ve become demented.  You need help.  [This was not said as a joke.]

Me:  As I said, Rush is really funny.  Have you ever listened to Rush?

Liberal:  Of course I have.

Me:  When?

Liberal: [Mimicking me:]  “When?”  What is this?  Some type of interrogation?  You want me to say I listened to Rush Limbaugh on May 27, 2007 at 9 a.m.?

Me:  No.  I was just wondering generally.  Did you listen to him in 1987?  1997?  2007?

Liberal:  I don’t know when I listened to him.

Me:  Did you actually listen to him on his show, or did you listen to a sound bite when he was news on another show, such as NPR or the TV?

Liberal:  This conversation is officially over.