Bookworm on Jun 26 2009 at 10:55 am | Filed under: Uncategorized
Elephants really, really don’t deserve this (although the zoo keepers seem to have good motives):
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Pandaphants.
Pandaring to public sentiment.
All in the cause of preventing pandamonium.
From Pun of the Day (yeah, there’s a website for everything).
The Panda
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!”
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Since y’all are punning, I have the only possible response: groooaaaannnn.
http://theladyjustitia.blogspot.com/2009/05/feline-humor.html
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