The racism Rorschach test, or caught between Scylla & Charybdis
Bookworm on Sep 17 2009 at 3:05 pm | Filed under: Barack Obama, Race
Here’s a simple quiz to see whether you’re a racist:
1. It’s got yellow and black bands, it’s fuzzy, it flies, and it makes honey. It is a
a. Turkey vulture
b. Bee
c. Woodpecker
d. Barack Obama
[Yes, the correct answer is b.]
2. It’s orange, it grows on trees, it’s used to make juice, furniture polish, and termite poison. It is an
a. Ostrich
b. Avocado
c. Orange
d. Barack Obama
[Yes, the correct answer is c.]
3. It’s big, it’s red, and it eats rocks. It is a
a. House
b. Potato
c. Big red rock eater
d. Barack Obama
[Yes, the correct answer is c.]
4. He supports the government takeover of private industry; he supports socialized medicine; he supports disarming Europe even as Russian and Iran become increasingly armed and aggressive; he supports the democratic State of Israel Israel against the terrorist organization, Hamas; he wants to shut down talk radio; he believes that the American economy needs to be dismantled to prevent climate change; he reflexively supports black malfeasors against police, even when some of the police are black; he bows down to Islamist kings; he’s hostile to the needs of the American military; and he lies fairly compulsively. He is
a. Your average black citizen
b. Your average socialist
c. Barack Obama
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
[Hah! This was a trick question. If you're a registered Independent or Republican, no matter your answer, YOU ARE A RACIST. Alternatively, if you're a registered Democrat, Socialist, Communist or Green Party member, regardless of your answer, you've shown sensitivity to the plight of the black man in American society.]
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Greetings:
Question 5: What’s Black & White and Red all over?
a. Your average black citizen
b. Your average socialist
c. Barack Obama
d. All of the above
e. None of the above
It is interesting that one hears more accusations of “racist” from the white liberal minions of Obama than from blacks. Which makes me suspect that Obama’s race was a primary reason why many white liberals voted for him. (Of course there is Maxine Waters for one of the black accusers, but very few people ever thought that Maxine even had the brains that God gave geese. And those who do ascribe such avian brain capacity to Maxine, have not yet been blessed with listening to her.)
The white liberals implicitly make the assumption that those who oppose Obama think the same way they do, so they claim that those who oppose Obama do so for racial reasons, just as they supported Obama because he was black.
11B40: the answer is an embarrassed nun, if I recall a childhood joke correctly.
Gringo…
Originally, the answer was “a newspaper”.
Then it became “The New York Times”.
Now Obama comes along and gives it a whole new twist…ain’t progress marvelous!!!
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