Family, family, family, family — and Open Thread

When the family is around, I get nothing done.  I haven’t even read the news today.  The earth could have reversed its rotation and I wouldn’t have known.  I am never left alone.  My presence is essential to all activities, whether it’s sitting, standing, or walking.  If I hear my name called again, I will start gibbering like a monkey.

I will try desperately to peek at the news today, but I am not optimistic.