At this site I’ve analogized Chris Christie to both meth and porn — he’s that good when it comes to triggering every pleasure center in a conservative’s brain. What totally distinguishes him from those vices, though, is that he’s good for us. He’s an honest pleasure, who can and should be enjoyed by as many people as possible. If you want a fix of the good stuff today, go here. Or here. Or here.
Right about now, I’m so OD’d on Christie wonderfulness, I look like one of the habitues of a 19th century opium den.