Proving Darwin’s theory

Item:  At the Occupy Wall Street protest, one of the 99% is spotted leaving his mark on a New York City police car:

Item:  During the height of the Bush-era anti-war riots, one of the protesters was photographed as he proudly left his own personal offering to a smoldering American flag:

ItemThe Atlantic’s photographer, Jill Greenberg, when assigned to do a photoshoot of then candidate John McCain, does a little creative work on the side:

ItemAugust 19, 2011 —  “German soccer club FC Cologne announced Thursday three fans accused of throwing urine and feces during a German league game have been handed a three-year nationwide ban from all German stadiums.”

Item:  Kathleen Ensz, a Weld County Democratic volunteer, left an envelope filled with dog feces at rival Republican campaign headquarters.

Item:  Monkeys and other primates throw feces at their enemies:

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Conclusion:  I think we can ignore all the fancy scientific arguments, and confidently say that Progressives prove Darwin’s theory.

(Please note that I’ve had a little fun with all the photos to give them a unified look.  The underlying images, though, are what they are.)