I haven’t even had my 1st breakdown yet….

I haven’t had my first breakdown yet, and I’m not planning to, but this song has been running through my head:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU1kTuVSUOw[/youtube]

(Or view here.)

I am ready, however, for a really good temper tantrum, along Garbo-esque lines:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tojjWQvlPN8[/youtube]

(Or view here.)

No big deal for those of you inclined to worry, just family members who view me as a rock, when I view myself as a spoiled suburban housewife.