What do you get when you cross a greenie with a governmental boondoggle?

See, here, ya got your greenies on one side, right?  And ya got your government boondoggles on the other side, right?

So you’re with me so far, right?

When ya combine the two, like, you know, throwing boondoggle money at greenie ideas, ya know what you got?

Ya got stupid, expensive studies that look at the effect of sailboats on birds.  Take that, evil Colonial explorers!  Not only did you subject indigenous people to rapine, slavery, and death, you scared “da boids” too.

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  • gpc31

    Greenies?  Speaking as an ex-baseball player, the answer can only be “government on speed”.

  • http://bookwormroom.com Bookworm

    gpc31:  Is “groooaaannn” the appropriate response to your comment?  😉

  • gpc31

    Yes, eminently winceable. 😉

  • http://ymarsakar.wordpress.com Ymarsakar

    A greenie plus a government sugar daddy check, was seen here back when Paul Scott the hybrid used cars salesman paid us all a visit, representing the Obama Team’s Glorious 5 year Plan Utopia. If you can believe it.

  • lee

    My understanding is that they are going to gouge several pound of flesh from and make Larry Ellison pay for the “study.”  I also predict several more lawsuits and enough going to the Larry Ellison tap for him to saw, “**** it–let’s move this party to Newport!”

  • http://photoncourier.blogspot.com David Foster

    So my plan to operate a fleet of cargo-hauling square-riggers, to carry products that can be certified as “ocean transport fossil-fuel-free” and sold to greenies for a premium price….that plan is going to run into objections from EPA and its state equivalents?


    “What do you get when you cross a greenie with a governmental boondoggle?”

    A birdbrain. 😉