Now that’s a guard dog!!
Got a funny email that Zhombre forwarded to me:
I got a new guard dog to guard my house. He was a little more than I thought I should pay. But, I think when word gets out, we’ll be a relatively crime-free neighborhood.
The nice part is he is only a year old and already fully trained.
For your safety, you might want to call the house if you’re coming over!
The email ends by saying “If you delete this without sending it to at least one friend, you’re probably a Democrat.”
I would say something different: “Be careful not to send this to your Democrat friends, because they’ll probably report you to the police for cruelty to animals.”