Because this seems like a good day for another scandal: Is Hillary planning to admit to some of her lies?

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The National Enquirer led off this story with the news that Hillary will finally admit she’s lesbian.  I found more interesting the fact that she might be exposing the Obama White House’s secrets, everything from alcoholism and martial woes, to Valerie Jarrett’s tight control.  Here’s the post I did at Mr. Conservative about the National Enquirer’s scoop:

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For those of you who always thought that Hillary was lying about everything, you’re about to be proven right. Moreover, the news is going to come from a very unexpected source: Hillary herself.

The National Enquirer, which has stuck very close to honest reporting since getting burned in a long-ago libel suit, reports that Hillary has decided to stop the lies and tell the truth in an upcoming memoir. Simon & Schuster will pay her $25 million for writing the book, which she hopes will inoculate her 2016 presidential run against any future ugly revelations.

According to the National Enquirer’s source, a person who is allegedly one of Hillary’s close friends, “By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies.” Those enemies apparently include Barack and Michelle Obama, since pre-publication rumors have it that Hillary will report about Barack’s drinking problem and the Obamas’ serious marital problems. Hillary also plans to attack Valeria Jarrett, who is Obama’s right-hand woman and the person many believe is the real power in the White House.

Hillary also intends to admit what many have known for years, but which her friends and ex-lovers have never confirmed: she’s bisexual and has had lesbian affairs. The National Enquirier smugly notes that the memoir will confirm one of its past reports that a veterinarian who came to the White House to treat Socks, the White House cat, caught Hillary in a steamy (and adulterous) embrace with another woman.

It will be interesting to see whether Hillary addresses the rumors that one of her lovers is Huma Abedin. Abedin is an interesting character, since she is Hillary’s closest confidant and aid; is married to Anthony Weiner, the Democrat politician who sent naked pictures of himself to women; and comes from a family tied closely to the Muslim Brotherhood.

Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton

According to a source the National Enquirier identifies as a “family insider,” Hillary’s admission that she is a lesbian isn’t a sign that she repents her life of lies. Instead, it’s part of her cold-blooded political calculation:

“Bill and Hillary are the consummate politi­cians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc,” said a family insider.

“They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.”

Hillary will also admit that, when she suddenly vanished from the scene last December amidst State Department assurances that nothing bad was the matter, these assurances were yet another Clinton lie. In fact, after a fall, she was discovered to have a blood clot between her brain and her right ear, which was putting pressure on her brain. In the lead-up to the diagnosis, Hillary thought she had brain cancer, just as Teddy Kennedy did, and began saying good-bye to friends and families.

Hillary lying to a House investigative committee:

For those who still care about Monica Lewinsky, whose sexual shenanigans with Bill almost lost Bill and Hillary the White House, Hillary will finally talk about her version of those events. According to Hillary’s view of things, Monica got word to Hillary that Bill was in love with Monica and wanted to start a family with him (and that she was even planning on getting pregnant without Bill’s consent). Hillary’s response to this news was to throw up in a White House bathroom.

The book isn’t just about the personal. As part of her attack on the Obamas, Hillary will detail her battles with Valerie Jarrett, “Obama’s brain,” to get a green light on attacking Osama bin Laden. Hillary also plans to detail the fight she had with the White House over Osama’s bloodied, bullet-ridden corpse. Hillary claims that she wanted it returned to the U.S. as proof that he was dead. Obama instead opted for a secret burial at sea (and Hillary promises to reveal the real location) so as not to inflame Muslim sensibilities.

Hillary’s plan is that this book, by telling all her dirty little secrets in advance, will clear the way for a 2016 presidential run since none of her opponents will have any dirt to spill on her. The mere fact that she feels compelled to write this book indicates that the Obamas have already gathered this information and, moreover, that they would have used it if Hillary had looked set to sweep the Democrat primaries in 2008. Releasing dirt on his Democrat opponents as a way to clear the field is, after all, vintage Obama.

Party partisans will no doubt applaud Hillary for her bravery in “coming out” (not that it’s very brave if everyone you care about thinks it’s a wonderful thing to do). It will be more interesting to see how ordinary Americans feel when they discover that the woman seeking the White House has lied to them every step of the way for decades.

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  • Ron19
  • Ron19

     It will be more interesting to see how ordinary Americans feel when they discover that the woman seeking the White House has lied to them every step of the way for decades.
     
    Like, this would be a first?  I would guess they would feel the same way they did in 2012.

  • Gringo

    Book:
    Hillary also plans to detail the fight she had with the White House over Osama’s bloodied, bullet-ridden corpse. Hillary claims that she wanted it returned to the U.S. as proof that he was dead. Obama instead opted for a secret burial at sea (and Hillary promises to reveal the real location) so as not to inflame Muslim sensibilities.
    I would have opted for cremating Bin Laden and incorporating his ashes into some newly-laid sidewalk, so that his remains would come in contact with as many shoes as possible.
     
    Hillary will do for the GLBT brand what Hitler did for the vegetarian brand.
     
    I hope that Hillary miscalculates and gets the Obama faction so angry at what she has written about Valerie Jarrett and the Obamas that they sabotage her Presidential prospects.

  • http://OgBlog.net Earl

     
    Can someone explain why women – even some genuinely attractive women – think that making themselves up to the point that they look like a plastic mannequin (womannequin?) is a good idea?
     
    Who are they expecting to attract with that totally artificial look?
     
    Yuck.

  • Libby

    How sad that publishing a tell-all autobiography detailing all of your former boss’ secrets & your life of deceit in exchange for power is now considered a valid method for getting elected president. I’d make some disparaging comment about this appealing to “low information voters,” but with the recent revelation that 20% of Ohio’s registered voters are fraudulent, I’m not sure it’s these LIV’s that are the ones determining our elections.

  • SADIE

    A book! AND a movie! Hollywood to Produce Hillary Hagiography 
     
    Political pornography.
     
     
     
     

  • Danny Lemieux

    So, let me see if I understand. Hillary is trying to position herself so that, in 2016, if you oppose her, you are a homophobe (lesbophobe?)?
    Why not – it worked for BHO. 

  • http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu Rhymes With Right

    Hold it — didn’t she already publish a tell-all autobiography/memoir?  Would the new revelations be sufficient grounds for a class-action lawsuit on behalf of all purchasers of the first book, claiming they were defrauded by the withholding of many of these personal details/historical issues in the first book?

  • Charles Martel

    Look, if Caligula could appoint a horse as Rome’s proconsul, who says America can’t elect a talentless demi-dyke as its president?

  • http://ymarsakar.wordpress.com Ymarsakar

    The things the Left comes up with, even my imagination is insufficient to see all of it.

  • Spartacus

    1) Whather the report is true or not, Libby nailed the social commentary.
     
    2) Consider other explanations, though:
    – A) Are we sure Hillary isn’t conducting a dye test?  You know, put a few drops of very distinct dye in the water and see where the leak is?  ‘Cause this sounds, from the point of view of anyone rooting for “maximum scandal,” like a dream shopping list.  Suspiciously long and detailed.  You tell a dozen confidantes in a group setting (falsely) that you’re writing a tell-all, and name a few of the scandals to be included.  But then you tell each one privately about a couple of other scandals to be included, and make sure there’s no overlap.  For each of those that shows up in the news, you’ve found a leak.
    – B) Also might be a “buried in the stack” ruse.  Something on this list is true, and they’re feeling defensive about it, so they put it on a list of “admissions” for a “tell-all” that turns out to be a ruse, to condition people not to put any credibility in anything they hear on that topic, and dismiss it.
     
    A lot of the stuff here would mean war with Barack.  Maybe she figures that’s inevitable, and is launching a pre-emptive strike.  But her history is more one of prudently keeping the faith within la cosa nostra, is it not?  And for one family syndicate to move against another, weakening both, just as things are about to heat up again… I dunno, seems a bit unlikely.

  • JohnC

    Many Americans, especially the young, won’t care that she lies about everything. Their point of view will be “Of course she lied about everything. We understand perfectly. She had to lie because America is such a hateful, homophobic, racist country. All ‘normal’ people have to lie to placate the rubes and old white men. But that’s OK. They’ll all be dead in just a couple more decades and more good people will be in charge. Then we can finally erase all the old white people stink from our country.”