What would an atheist military chaplain say?

I realize that we’ve got a meme in the works here.  What fun! If you go here, you can create your own “What would an atheist chaplain say?” poster.  If you do, please share the link with with me, and I’ll try to include it in this post.  Here’s my effort, to get us started:

Atheist military chaplain

What would an atheist military chaplain say?

And is it only me, or does the fact that this news about atheist military chaplains broke on the anniversary of D-Day perfectly illustrate how far we’ve traveled since June 6, 1944, and that our journey has been in a very unhappy direction?

UPDATES:

JKB had two ideas for about what someone what might who is charged with giving spiritual counseling, without believing in a higher Being:

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JKB