Were you surprised to read that Obama would never let his hypothetical Trayvon Martin look-alike son play pro football? I wasn’t. The only thing that surprised me was Obama’s fantasy that he could possibly have a son who would play pro football. I mean, come on, folks! We’re talking about Obama.
Now Putin — there’s a guy who’s built up his image to the point where one can imagine his son competing in no-holds-barred MMA cage fighting: