My son wanted me to watch a video that he and his peers find incredibly funny. Someone got hold of footage of Iggy Azalea, a young Australian rapper, “freestyling” and spent a lot of time putting together subtitles. Aside from the “F” word’s frequent appearance (consider yourself warned), the result is complete gibberish:
Iggy Azalea, incidentally, is a very wealthy young woman because of her skills as a rapper.
My son next showed me footage of Eminem, who is richer than God, freestyling. He uses actual words (again, a language warning), but put together they spell simplistic nonsense: