I just love that second sentence. It’s certainly what my dogs would say if they could.
I’d actually heard some of these jokes before, but he dresses them up wonderfully. God bless him, especially for the PC riff at the end.
Passwords may soon be obsolete, thanks to two-factor authentication. Until then, please enjoy this joke that Earl forwarded to me:
Senior trying to set a password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiled cabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
They don’t make them like this anymore:
Okay, there’s not actually any soccer in this video, but it nevertheless is one of the funniest soccer spoofs I’ve ever seen:
In an earlier post, I asked whether the military was engaged in necessary housekeeping or political purging. I have no answer to that question, but DuffelBlog, the military humor blog, has its own take on today’s military and the cuts that could be made.
Tired of stale old movies? Have your kids write a script (perhaps a door-to-door salesman theme), then have them record the dialogue and, lastly, have a couple of adults lip sync while acting out the dialog. “Charming” doesn’t begin to describe the result:
If you enjoy this kind of thing, you’ll find more here. Here’s another (possibly even funnier) one for good measure:
Just had to add one more, because Josh Groban (excuse me, Josh Gwobin) is a good sport:
Breaking news: The Obama State Department is blaming the Russian invasion of the Ukraine on this obscure YouTube video:
(I’m very proud of my wonderful brother-in-law for coming up with this one.)