Oink
Bookworm on Sep 10 2008 | Filed under: Barack Obama, Sarah Palin
1st woman: Oh, my God. I’m so upset. I made the most horrible Freudian slip.
2nd woman: What happened?
1st woman: I was having lunch with my mother. I meant to say, “Please pass the toast,” and instead I said, “You horrible woman. You’ve ruined my life.”
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