Tweet When the recycling truck heads down our street, collecting people’s glass, cans, and paper, interesting things occasionally float out of the truck and onto the street. (Which should be a reminder to everyone to shred important documents. Sometimes the wind is the greatest document thief of them all.) This morning, I found a crumpled, [...]
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I’m a horrible child! I ruined your life! — Turning the abortion debate into the punchline to a silly joke
Tweet One of my favorite silly jokes goes as follows: A man runs into a friend. “Oh, my God!” he says. “I just made the most terrible Freudian slip.” His friend asks “What did you do?” The man answers, “Well, I was having lunch with my mother. I meant to saying ‘Mom, please pass the [...]
Tweet 1st woman: Oh, my God. I’m so upset. I made the most horrible Freudian slip. 2nd woman: What happened? 1st woman: I was having lunch with my mother. I meant to say, “Please pass the toast,” and instead I said, “You horrible woman. You’ve ruined my life.” *** “You can put lipstick on a [...]