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Tag Archive 'Freudian Slips'

Out of the mouths of babes — killer gun control

Tweet When the recycling truck heads down our street, collecting people’s glass, cans, and paper, interesting things occasionally float out of the truck and onto the street.  (Which should be a reminder to everyone to shred important documents.  Sometimes the wind is the greatest document thief of them all.) This morning, I found a crumpled, [...]

I’m a horrible child! I ruined your life! — Turning the abortion debate into the punchline to a silly joke

Tweet One of my favorite silly jokes goes as follows: A man runs into a friend.  “Oh, my God!” he says.  “I just made the most terrible Freudian slip.” His friend asks “What did you do?” The man answers, “Well, I was having lunch with my mother.  I meant to saying ‘Mom, please pass the [...]

Oink

Tweet 1st woman:  Oh, my God.  I’m so upset.  I made the most horrible Freudian slip. 2nd woman:  What happened? 1st woman:  I was having lunch with my mother.  I meant to say, “Please pass the toast,” and instead I said, “You horrible woman.  You’ve ruined my life.” *** “You can put lipstick on a [...]