Now that’s a guard dog!!

Got a funny email that Zhombre forwarded to me:

I got a new guard dog to guard my house. He was a little more than I thought I should pay. But, I think when word gets out, we’ll be a relatively crime-free neighborhood.

The nice part is he is only a year old and already fully trained.

For your safety, you might want to call the house if you’re coming over!

Guard dog 1
Guard dog 2
Guard dog 3
Guard dog 4
Guard dog 5
Guard dog 6
Guard dog 7
Guard dog 8

The email ends by saying “If you delete this without sending it to at least one friend, you’re probably a Democrat.”

I would say something different: “Be careful not to send this to your Democrat friends, because they’ll probably report you to the police for cruelty to animals.”