The racism Rorschach test, or caught between Scylla & Charybdis

Here’s a simple quiz to see whether you’re a racist:

1.  It’s got yellow and black bands, it’s fuzzy, it flies, and it makes honey.  It is a

a.  Turkey vulture

b.  Bee

c.  Woodpecker

d.  Barack Obama

[Yes, the correct answer is b.]

2.  It’s orange, it grows on trees, it’s used to make juice, furniture polish, and termite poison.  It is an

a.  Ostrich

b.  Avocado

c.  Orange

d.  Barack Obama

[Yes, the correct answer is c.]

3.  It’s big, it’s red, and it eats rocks.  It is a

a.  House

b.  Potato

c.  Big red rock eater

d.  Barack Obama

[Yes, the correct answer is c.]

4.  He supports the government takeover of private industry; he supports socialized medicine; he supports disarming Europe even as Russian and Iran become increasingly armed and aggressive; he supports the democratic State of Israel Israel against the terrorist organization, Hamas; he wants to shut down talk radio; he believes that the American economy needs to be dismantled to prevent climate change; he reflexively supports black malfeasors against police, even when some of the police are black; he bows down to Islamist kings; he’s hostile to the needs of the American military; and he lies fairly compulsively.  He is

a.  Your average black citizen

b.  Your average socialist

c.  Barack Obama

d.  All of the above

e. None of the above

[Hah!  This was a trick question.  If you’re a registered Independent or Republican, no matter your answer, YOU ARE A RACIST. Alternatively, if you’re a registered Democrat, Socialist, Communist or Green Party member, regardless of your answer, you’ve shown sensitivity to the plight of the black man in American society.]