Japanese innovation at its best

I want one of these installed on any toilet my son uses. Maybe it will improve his aim.

Sega have [sic] launched a new bathroom video game console – that is controlled by the player’s urine.

Sensors on the novel device – named the ‘Toylet’ – measure the speed and intensity of the male player’s water flow at the urinal.

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A pressure sensor in the urinal measure the strength and the location of the urine stream as it hits the basin.

An LCD screen displays the graphics and rewards the strength, length and accuracy of the pee through a points system.

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In ‘The North Wind and Her’ the player lifts up a woman’s skirt with high-pressure blasts in their role as the wind.