#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks — These tweets are hilarious
With the hashtag #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks trending, conservatives and other sane people are brilliantly funny on Twitter. I’ve grabbed some of the best.
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
The Terrible,Horrible No Good, Very Bad Congresswoman.— Karen Simmons. (@kygirl270) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
The Terrible,Horrible No Good, Very Bad Congresswoman.— Karen Simmons. (@kygirl270) March 3, 2019
One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Fish, Blue Fish #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Charles G Hill (@dustbury) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks One Fish Two Fish, Sorry Comrade We’re all Out of Fish
— Razor (@hale_razor) March 3, 2019
Make Way For Quislings
— SilencedCal (@SilencedCal) March 3, 2019
Curious George and the Fart Monitors. #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Scott Akos (@AkosScott) March 3, 2019
The Little Red Bartender that Could”
Excerpt: ” I think I can, I think I can…be the dumbest cluck on the Hill.”
— BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) March 3, 2019
The Very Hungry Tax Collector #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Smatt – Coding Lessons Available (@mdrache) March 3, 2019
Gullible’s travels … #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— brockasso (@itsmebrock) March 3, 2019
Where The Wild Eyes Are #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Deborah Schultz (@Meadowlark1967) March 3, 2019
Little Red Representative Hood… #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— brockasso (@itsmebrock) March 3, 2019
Nancy Shrew #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— BreakingBald (@beingmarcusb) March 3, 2019
Curious George Visits a Breadline #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Ted Talevski (@TedTalevski) March 3, 2019
Where the Breadline Ends #ocasiocortezchildrensbooks
— Ted Talevski (@TedTalevski) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks Charlotte’s Web of Lies
— Carrie Lee Z (@LilBitFunny) March 3, 2019
Are You There Karl? It’s Me, Alexandria
— hyperlinkhobo (@hyperlinkhobo) March 3, 2019
The Little Red Hen Goes To A Re-Education Camp#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Slovydal (@Slovydal) March 3, 2019
The Very Hungry Venezuelan #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— PC (@patrick552) March 3, 2019
Good Night Loon. #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Cynthia (@NadaLib) March 3, 2019
“Horton Hears A Kulak (and informs on him)” #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 3, 2019
Goodnight Capitalism #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Scott Akos (@AkosScott) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks They Were Out of Green Eggs and Ham
— Michael Stephenson (@mstephenson837) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks Oh the Places You’ll Gulag
— Razor (@hale_razor) March 3, 2019
One Fish Two Fish I Take Your Fish #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— ConservativePouncerCalvin (@MWBRI) March 3, 2019
Robbing Hood … #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— brockasso (@itsmebrock) March 3, 2019
Willie Wonka and the Barbed Wire Factory#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks No Country For Unborn Children
— JLE (@johnlescalante) March 3, 2019
Green Eggs and Ham are Rationed #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 3, 2019
Harry Potter and the Deathly Cow Farts
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks— Vince Anderson (@VinceAn98557938) March 3, 2019
1. Where the Sanity Ends
2. Love You Forever (or Until You Stop Funding My Luxury Apartment and Delusional Ideas & Policies)
3. Bridge to Terrible-bithia
4. Oh the Places You Won’t Go (Because I Won’t let you: I’m the BOSS!)
— Sabiduría ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ (@LadyWisdom41) March 3, 2019
Comrade Hears a Coup #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Brooke Medina (@Brooke_Medina_) March 3, 2019
The Wind Powered Little Engine That Could
The Taking Tree
— SilencedCal (@SilencedCal) March 3, 2019
If you give a socialist a cookie. #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Scott Akos (@AkosScott) March 3, 2019
If You Give a Mouse Free Healthcare
— Flyer (@bama_flyer) March 3, 2019
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, That’s All We Have Left to Eat
— Flyer (@bama_flyer) March 3, 2019
One Fish
Two Fish
Give Me Your Fish
I’m the Boss
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks— Scott Akos (@AkosScott) March 3, 2019
How The Grinch Stole Everyone’s Wealth #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Ted Talevski (@TedTalevski) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks Popeye The Socialist pic.twitter.com/S1CivTzuA0
— P.T. (@N975B) March 3, 2019
The Redistributing Tree #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 3, 2019
Grim Fairy Tales #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks pic.twitter.com/weqoCQq1tz
— Chalupa (@Chahloopah) March 3, 2019
The Little Engine That Could But Was Unwilling to Work #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— David Wilber (@Dave_Wilber) March 3, 2019
#ocasiocortezchildrensbooks Everyone’s Web, not just that rich bitch Charlotte
— crucker (@crucker) March 3, 2019
Goodnight Mao #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Smatt – Coding Lessons Available (@mdrache) March 3, 2019
The Very Hungry Socialist Who Had To Eat Caterpillars To Survive #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) March 3, 2019
The Little Engine That Could Not Travel To Hawaii #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) March 3, 2019
Richard Scarry’s Cars, Trucks, and Things That Won’t Run After the Green New Deal #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Brion McClanahan (@BrionMcClanahan) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks Old MacDonald Used to Have a Farm
— The General (@GrayChevyVan) March 3, 2019
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Communist Manifesto. pic.twitter.com/wIwKK7rYG6
— bennie35 (@bigbenmaul) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
Green eggs and THATS ALL YOU GET, BACK IN LINE COMRADE— James (@weener926) March 3, 2019
Charlie and the Closed Chocolate Factory #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Jerry Anderson (@Paladin007) March 3, 2019
The Cats in the MAGA Hats #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks pic.twitter.com/S6mBDT7gXc
— Cory Bridgmon (@cbridgmon) March 3, 2019
Where the Wild Capitalists Are#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— 🍸 Trish Can’t Code 🍸 (@wtffiles) March 3, 2019
Anne of Green New Deals #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Jerry Anderson (@Paladin007) March 3, 2019
Little Red Robbing Hood #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Pouncey (@LeninsBarber) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks @TheMorningSpew @_wintergirl93 @molratty @ScarilyCheerful @justanurse25
What To Expect When You’re Expecting Everything— Another Brick in AWall (@awaller6) March 3, 2019
The Chronicles of Narcissism
— Flyer (@bama_flyer) March 3, 2019
The Lion, The Witch, and The Biodegradable Non-Gender Specific Wardrobe #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Optimus (@JC_Braz) March 3, 2019
If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, I’ll Take 70% #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Cory Bridgmon (@cbridgmon) March 3, 2019
Scam I Am #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— P.T. (@N975B) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks The Little Engine that Couldn’t without Govt Assistance.
— Dale Doback (@ThreeGreen21) March 3, 2019
Don’t Cry for Me Amazonia #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Kirk (Dems still Lynch folks!) (@bridgers_kirk) March 3, 2019
Treasure Island – A Guide to Corporate Socialism
— 17 Seconds (@peregrinatious) March 3, 2019
` How Green was My Wallet ? ” … ” The Lying Witch in a Poor Robe ” … ” Chatty Chatty Blame Game ” … ” Trippy Longsmirking ” … ” Twenty Thousand Dollars Under the Seat ” … ” Green Regs and Scam ” … #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— williamnelson (@chirpsahoy) March 3, 2019
Diary of a wimpy comrade #OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Abraham Thinkin (@mrabethinkin) March 3, 2019
Oh The Place You’ll Go…..actually won’t go since you can’t have a car or fly a plane…all you can do is walk or travel by train….#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks
— Todd Goldman (@evan_gold) March 3, 2019
#OcasioCortezChildrensBooks Goodnight Moonbat
— ن Noel D. Kendall (@noeldkendall) March 3, 2019