Having grown up in Japan, I’m very fond of “Engrish,” and delight in the so-named Web site, http://www.engrish.com.

A favorite goes WAY back to when powdered coffee creamers first came on the market. The U.S. had Pream and Creamora, as I recall. The Japanese company that introduced the product to the market put the two American products’ names together and came up with … Creap!