I can dream, can’t I?

I have a very sick fantasy.  I dream that, although I have no discernible symptoms, I’m nevertheless diagnosed with a very serious disease that has only one known treatment:  three days of complete bed rest, including meals in bed.  Follow that regimen and you’re cured.  Is that a sick dream or what?

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  1. Al says

    This is actually a well known condition. Some believe it is a variant of mononucleosis, but the recovery time does not match the EBV profile. Rarely Rx’s to travel agents are helpful, but the most effective treatment is an attentive spouse, and a high end, sensitive housecleaning/catering service.
    Al

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