My bikini days are long gone (two children took care of that), but if I were still to wear bikinis, this would be the year. Obscene is out, retro flirty is in, at least according to the fashion news from London. This shows there is a happy medium. I don’t like this [warning: image may be offensive], but I don’t like this either. If you’ll click on those last two links I gave, you’ll see that each is equally demeaning, although in entirely different ways.