“Cats are so dramatic”
Bookworm on Apr 24 2009 at 4:33 pm | Filed under: Uncategorized
I got this from Steven Rankin, who blogs at Free Citizen. The email title is “How bad is the economy?”
Cats are so dramatic
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Of the three, I would give money to the dog.
Dogs are incurably truthful and never lie about being hungry.
That’s so funny, Kali, because I’ll often tell my husband, “If the dog tells you she hasn’t eaten, she’s lying.” She’s not lying about being hungry, of course, but she certainly pretends she’s never had food that day.
The only reason dogs never lie about being hungry is because they’re _always_ hungry!!! So….they’re not lying!
Dogs have trained you to be their food givers. They are simply taking a withdrawal from their investment.
Ymar has exposed the conspiracy!
Dogs in the wild: Hunt all the time, have to chase their food and kill it. Often hungry. All that tracking, hunting, chasing and killing is very strenuous.
Dogs in the home: They sleep and play a lot and eat from a bowl.
I hear the Labrador Retrievers are about to hold a press conference and go on strike. They say the whole point of going hunting with Man is that:
- The man shoots the birds
- The dog fetches the dead birds at its own leisurely, relaxed pace.
- The man stores up the birds in a safe, cold location, reducing spoilage.
- The man feeds the birds to the dog on a regular schedule, when the dog is ready (not busy playing or sleeping).
The dogs say we’ve somehow managed to screw up the last part of this whole plan, and that they want it fixed.