Intense family time, not to mention the fact that my brain is obsessed with a post (article?) I’m working on regarding San Francisco. I therefore seem to be temporarily without much to say. I do, however, have a joke in honor of Sen. Ben Nelson (one I’ve told before under similar political circumstances), who sold out on abortion so that Americans could fund Nebraska health care in perpetuity:
Man to woman, after chatting for a while: Will you sleep with me for $1,000,000?
Woman: Oh, you sweet talker, you. I think I can do that.
Man: Will you sleep with me for $10?
Woman: What do you take me for? A whore?
Man: We already know what you are. We’re just dickering over the price.