My dream candidate
Bookworm on Sep 24 2010 at 3:44 pm | Filed under: Chris Christie
I was amusing myself imagining a dream candidate, one that would attract a lot of crossover votes. I came up with this political personality:
And this physical image:
I would so vote for this man. Of course, because I’m not quite that shallow, I would vote in a second for Christie even if he didn’t look like Keanu. But it would certainly be nice if he did….
What helps is that Keanu keeps his mouth shut: he doesn’t bloviate about politics and the environment. He does his job and goes home. It’s the same reason I like Brendan Fraser. They keep the fantasy alive by allowing me to impose my values on their appealing screen personalities, without spewing forth venom and stupidity on a regular basis.
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I didn’t know you liked Keanu ; )
Forget the pretty boys with chiseled abs and cut glass profiles. I am in love with the Fat Man! I’d walk through fire to vote for him.
Oh, I love Christie, and would also walk through fire for that man, but his political reach would be exponentially expanded if he looked like the pretty boy.
But…he’s a pretty _boy_!! Where are the _men_ in Hollywood today? The only one I can come up with is Bruce Willis. No more John Waynes, I guess.
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