Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

This has to be the funniest article I can remember reading in a long time.  A rather ordinary looking woman spends paragraph after paragraph re-telling how men adore her and women hate her.

Physical attraction is a funny thing, so I can’t even begin to guess why, assuming she’s telling the truth, men swarm her.  They’re clearly picking up on something I’m not seeing.  However, I can tell you why women hate her (assuming that’s also true):  she’s a vapid, arrogant, shrew.  But other than that, I’m sure she’s very nice.