What do you get when you cross a greenie with a governmental boondoggle?

See, here, ya got your greenies on one side, right?  And ya got your government boondoggles on the other side, right?

So you’re with me so far, right?

When ya combine the two, like, you know, throwing boondoggle money at greenie ideas, ya know what you got?

Ya got stupid, expensive studies that look at the effect of sailboats on birds.  Take that, evil Colonial explorers!  Not only did you subject indigenous people to rapine, slavery, and death, you scared “da boids” too.