First story: Even as they’re trapped in impenetrable summer ice in the Antarctic, global warming fanatics insist that sea ice is disappearing. A 1912 video reveals that it’s disappeared before, and that it undoubtedly will again — only not this year.
Second story: The San Francisco Bay is cleaner than it’s been since the Gold Rush days. Yay, right? No. More sunlight penetrating the water has resulted in damaging algae growth. Whoops.
Third story: Another environmental success story has resulted in more sharks sharing beach waters with people. I wonder how many people will hang onto their environmental chops when every local beach looks like a set for Jaws.