Tag Archive 'Pigs'

Piglet’s revenge

England has generated a lot of pig headlines lately.  The first round involved Britons actually removing, just thinking about removing, pigs from public sight for fear of offending Muslims.  Those stories were scary in an attenuated fashion, because they symbolized England’s loss of will and her willing submission to a dominant minority. This current round [...]

Oink

1st woman:  Oh, my God.  I’m so upset.  I made the most horrible Freudian slip. 2nd woman:  What happened? 1st woman:  I was having lunch with my mother.  I meant to say, “Please pass the toast,” and instead I said, “You horrible woman.  You’ve ruined my life.” *** “You can put lipstick on a pig, [...]