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This is what happens when a tortoise makes its escape.
Continue readingConservatives deal with facts and reach conclusions; liberals have conclusions and sell them as facts.
This is what happens when a tortoise makes its escape.
Continue readingDQ sent me this. He laughed, his wife laughed, and I laughed. I’m betting you’ll laugh too: 22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT IT’S NOT SO HARD, EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT…. 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand. 2. You have
Continue readingI am in the grips of some serious lust. This cute little thing is the object of my desire. I first saw the iPhone last year, when a couple of people I met in passing were showing it to anyone within a 50 foot radius. They were in raptures, and
Continue readingMany years ago, a medical student friend of mine told me a story that he swore was true. As you may or may not know, blank prescription pads are a hot commodity amongst drug users and drug dealers, because they can use them to obtain controlled substances. One enterprising individual
Continue readingI don’t remember how the conversation started, but a few days ago I found myself explaining to my children that, amongst all human beings, regardless of their race or culture, there is one common denominator for beauty: symmetry. This means that whether a culture measures beauty by fair or dark
Continue readingIt’s nice to know that my blog is every bit as pure in tone as I had hoped: Created by OnePlusYou I’m perplexed as to what the cussing standards are that I actually scored something above 0%, but but what can you do? It’s enough to know that you should
Continue readingThis afternoon, my daughter went around the house singing “Can I get a napkin, please?” Now I know why: [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=dkYZ6rbPU2M[/youtube]
Continue readingI don’t know why, but I found this a tremendously amusing and rather charming story.
Continue readingIt’s amazing how your brain freezes up when you do these things — although, in my defense, there were countries I knew, but the computer wouldn’t accept the way in which I typed them: 68 By the way, that’s 68 out of 270. Hat tip: The Anchoress
Continue readingI was disappointed to read that he’s an Obama man, but in his heyday, there were few like Tom Lehrer. Here are a couple of my favorites. The first is the The Elements: [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmwlzwGMMwc[/youtube] And here is one of the lesser known songs, but one of my favorites, Oedipus Rex:
Continue readingAs I mentioned earlier, I’ve returned to martial arts after a ten year hiatus. I wasn’t good then, and I’m worse now (and definitely more rickety), but oh! how I love it. One of the things I’m learning at this dojo, which I didn’t learn in my last go round
Continue readingWhen I was in 9th grade, I had to memorize the prologue to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, and I can still numb my children’s brains by reciting the first 20 lines or so, complete with awful 9th grade California, Ye Olde English accent. I’m going to have to clear out that
Continue readingBoth of the following jokes come from an anthology published in 1950, the last year of Truman’s presidency. First: It was a day late in 1980, when socialized medicine had become the law of the land. A man was seized with a violent cramp in his stomach and sought relief
Continue readingIt appears that Toledo, Ohio — or, at least, the mayor in Toledo, Ohio — is giving Berkeley a run for its money: Mayor Carty Finkbeiner on Friday ordered some 200 members of Company A, 1st Battalion, 24th Marines from Grand Rapids, Michigan, out of Toledo just before the unit
Continue readingYou’ve probably received this as an email before, but I hadn’t seen it and it startled a great Saturday morning laugh out of me. Here’s the email text: Jennifer and Jim kept getting huge water bills. They knew beyond a doubt that the bills weren’t representative of their actual usage,
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