As if the world weren't a scary enough place, it turns out that the "mullet" is back. What, you ask, is a mullet? A mullet is what happens when a man lets his hair grow in an undifferentiated block down the back of his neck. It has all the cool of the least cool aspects of 1970s pop culture. Anyway, here's the article, and here's a picture to give you an idea of the threat on our horizon:
Yup, it's Ziggy Stardust, and he's not looking so good.