WMDs found — by guest blogger ElanaMama
Bookworm on Jul 03 2009 at 7:33 am | Filed under: Uncategorized
For all the hue and cry surrounding the 8 years of Bush/Cheney and the absence of WMD’s, the real WMD story broke this week:
WMD’s FOUND in D.C.
The heretofore unknown weapon’s grade is Weymouth, Medicine, Democrats/Denial
Katherine Weymouth, owner of the Washington Post, denied promoting the immediate destruction of the USA by selling access to what was once known as the free press and blamed subordinates for not properly “vetting” an invitation.
Incredibly, once upon a time, reporters vetted the government, not invitations. Under the current administration, however, this tactic is no longer needed because the concept formerly known as “independent reporting” and the White House have merged and become one entity.
To further bolster her defense, Weymouth stated that the $19.5 million that the Washington Post lost during the first quarter of 2009 justifies plans to “bring together Washington figures as a future revenue source”.
Unsurprisingly, the White House has remained silent while Americans gather and ready themselves for July 4th, a day for celebrating our independence. It seems unconcerned by the fact that, 233 years after the fact that our forefathers brought forth a new nation conceived in liberty, we have now become prisoners of our own system.
This new revolution (or un-revolution?) took place without a single gun fired or army marching. All we saw was the silence of too many who wanted change and followed their leader blindly.
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I’m of two minds about the press these days. On one hand, ur hag Helen Thomas is shocked!, shocked! to find the press being manipulated by The One. Brava!
On the other hand, the crickets will chirp loudly at the news that the WaPo is a whore. Editor & Publisher will perform a Zen-like analysis of the Post’s sleaze by saying nothing. The New York Times, itself frantically scrambling to find new ways to spread its legs, will stay mum. After all, the bright lights that run the Times have probably already themselves seriously considered influence peddling.
However, in a wild mood swing back to the hopeful side of things, Time and Newsweek are no longer thick enough to use as shims for my wobbly coffee table. I’m certain that the depression Obama is trying to engineer will put them completely under.
I’m certain that the depression Obama is trying to engineer will put them completely under.
Which means it’ll be cheap for Obama or Soros to buy them up entirely under “new management”.