Is global warming hysteria responsible for Egypt’s revolution?

Track me on this one:

1.  With help from Al Gore, Hollywood, and the entire Leftist panoply, global warming fears reach hysterical levels.

2.  As part of their apocalyptic battle against rising seas and dying polar bears, warmists declare ethanol is one of the answers (never mind that it turns out that it takes 1.5 gallons of fossil fuel to produce a gallon of ethanol).

3.  Did I mention that ethanol comes from corn?  In the old days, people used to eat corn.  Now they drive it.

4.  To satisfy the panic-stricken need for drivable corn, food crops are diverted into fuel production.

5.  The cost of staples rises substantially around the world.

5.  In 2008, food riots break out, including riots in Egypt.  (Here are three links supporting the ethanol/riot connection, one from a free market site, one from a technology site, and one from an organic food site.)

6.  Although food riots haven’t been in the headlines lately, what do you bet that, with ethanol production still causing producers to divert food crops into the energy market, marginal economic societies such as Egypt continue to feel the effects of food shortages?

7.  Voila — riot conditions.  For history aficionados, remember that, in the 1790s, the French had suffered aristocratic depredations for centuries; it was the food shortages that triggered revolt (a la “Let them eat cake,” not that Marie Antoinette actually said that).  The same pattern showed up in Russia, with rising discontent reaching a fever pitch with WWI shortages.

In other word, what’s happening in Egypt is Al Gore’s fault.  (And yes, I’m being snarky, but it’s not a completely unreasonable supposition.)

Cross-posted at Right Wing News

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    I love ya snarky and sensible!

  • Owen

    You need to make a you-tube video of that!

  • MacG

    Book, thanks for clearing that up otherwise I would have naturally thought it was the mythical three headed BushCheneyPalin chubacabra that will eat the world if we don’t stop them.  Now thanks to you I can breathe again:)

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  • Wolf Howling

    Snarky & true – the perfect combination.  Actually, food prices hit a world record high about 3 months ago.  Over a quarter of all farmland in America is today given over to producing crops for fuel.  Insanity on steroids.  Even Gore now admits that his push for ethanol was strictly for political reasons.  He should be hung, drawn and quartered.  He has done more to increase world poverty than any single person in history that I can think of.

  • David Foster

    Guy named Nikita Khrushchev also had some big plans involving corn, once upon a time.

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  • suek

    Same basic theme, slightly different origin point…

  • Danny Lemieux

    It’s Bush’s fault.

  • Charles Martel

    I think we should remember that intent counts for as much as effect. Gore meant well, as did the Communists. That’s all that matters. If it’s for a worthy cause, you may do what you think you have to do.   

  • Ymarsakar

    It’s Bush’s fault that Bush’s bush weren’t sent to feed the hungry that were lacking corn.
    If they can’t eat corn, let them eat bush.

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