What won’t those gays do next?

As someone who is herself a master of typos and a failure at proofreading, I shouldn’t be laughing here, but I found this story, from my local newspaper, ridiculously funny (emphasis mine):

A Bank of America branch in Corte Madera was robbed of an undisclosed sum of money Saturday morning, Twin Cities Police Department said. According to police, a while male in his late 40s or early 50s walked into the bank at 663 Tamalpais Drive at 10:12 a.m. He handed a note to a teller demanding money but did not display a weapon. The suspect was given the money and fled, although police were unable to locate the suspect in the area.

Police described the suspect as approximately 6 feet tall with short brown hair and a brown and gray beard. He wore a gay [sic] hooded sweatshirt, camouflage baseball cap, blue jeans and flip-flop sandals.

There’s a clever joke in there somewhere — one that’s not offensive — and I wonder if you guys can find it.  My word play and punning abilities are not up to the task.