Out of the mouths of babes — Obama version
How’s this for a perfect piece of dialogue for our modern era?
Dad: Who knows which of our presidents is the only president born in Hawaii?
[Long silence]
Son: Obama?
Daughter: No, it wasn’t.
Son (10): Yes, it was.
Daughter (11): No. Obama was born in Africa. [At which point Mom turns to Dad and says, honestly, “I swear I never said a word.”]
Son: He was not born in Africa. If he was, he couldn’t be president, right?
Daughter: Oh! Duh.