Because ObamaCare cares!

Because, we know, people in government really, really care about you, special you, and want to take care of you. Because, just like your cat, they truly, truly love you, no matter what Republicans say.

That’s why it makes sense to have Father Government take care of us, so that we won’t ever have to worry about our medical needs anymore. Never, ever! We simply go to Father Government and ask in order to receive. And why not, every modern country except the United States has a national health-care system, why don’t we? Like the U.K., for example. Why can we have the same? It’s so cruel to deny us this! Why, oh why oh why?
Because, well, er….because:

http://www.heartland.org/healthpolicy-news.org/article/29864/UKs_NHS_Seeks_to_Limit_Care_for_Smokers_Obese.html

Death Panels? Pshaw!

Special hat-tip to QandO.net