Sadie at her best. What would your sign say?

Coming to a town near you in the mid-west, starting August 15. He won’t throw you under the bus (unless you get too close).

                                                    TOUR de FARCE

Taxpayers Will Pay for Obama Bus Tour of Battleground States, Says White House
(Greyhound buses get 6.5 miles to the gallon)

For you flyover readers, who didn’t participate in …

What would you get Obama for a birthday present?

…this is your chance.

Oh heck, even if you had a great gift to give POTUS – Everybody can create a sign on a stick and “wave” it. What would your sign say? or … What tune would the local bank strike up?