Calling Mae West: TSA deals with man who doesn’t have gun in pocket but seems glad to see them

I would be remiss as a blogger if I failed to pass this latest TSA story on to you.  I especially like the last line in the article, which I included in this excerpt.

A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.


“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.