I can attest to the truth behind each one of the items on this list. Sigh….
Still, I want you to know that I am not a leftie victim. I’m a survivor. But as an America, I am of course petitioning the federal government for special leftie rights. Hmmm. That sounds wrong. Almost sinister. If only I were a more dextrous writer. And I have to admit that sometimes it pains me that I’m now a right-winger. I guess by rights . . . I mean, I guess that, more naturally, I should be a left-winger.