The Obamas get a new dog

I told my mother that the Obama’s got a new dog. She asked, “Why are they getting a new dog? Don’t they have one already?”

My initial answer was, “Well, maybe the kids wanted a new dog.” And then I added, “Or maybe he needs something for the his lapdog media to write about?”

Which, of course, made me think that Obama’s taking the “Wag the dog” rule of scandals literally.